sam loser

ever since moving to nyc, i've been fascinated by sam champion, the channel 7 weatherman. i don't know if it is his highlighted blond hair, super pearly whites, or the fact that he takes the weather forecast way too seriously. actually, i'm most fascinated by the rumor that has been circulating for years that he and the baseball player mike piazza are lovers. i don't care about baseball or really know who mike piazza is, but i do know that he often has a groin injury. hee hee.
well, last night sam champion went a little too far with his television connections. there is nothing i would rather do on a monday night than watch one of my favorite shows, wife swap. as i'm prepping for wife swap, i see a commercial for a show about a comedy festival that is hosted by sam champion. this show is supposed to be on instead of wife swap. sam must have something on someone to get this prime time billing. i mean this is one of those shows that usually is on at six on a saturday morning because it's stupid and local.
now, i hate sam champion. he also wrongly forecast that some big noreaster was going to hit last night. maybe it was because he was too busy with a certain comedy festival.
also, sam champion likes to say in commercials that that is his real name. no shit, sherlock.