santa fetus

if there is one thing that darkpony and i can agree on, it's that we can't stand the song, santa baby. the original (i think it's the original) is godawful enough with that woman singing like she's a sexy little girl, but even worse are the numerous covers with their unhilarious lyric changes. like today, i'm out shopping, and i hear a version of the song sung by either jon bon jovi or john cougar mellencamp with a lyric that's been changed to "an electric guitar under the tree." clever. it would be funny, however, if jo(h)n whoever sang it as a sexy little girl.