sunday afternoon at the goodwill

if you can afford a pair of uggs, you can afford to not hold up the line while you return that used slurpee maker machine that, surprise, didn't work. you should have to eat your $1.99 for even thinking that it was a good idea to buy a slurpee maker machine at the goodwill in the first place. gross.

actual books that were for sale at the goodwill:
the crepes of wrath
groom with a view
slouching towards kalamazoo
a midsummer night's scream