this is why i prefer trading spouses

last night, there was a two hour wife swap special on called "wife swap saved my marriage." the show revisited some of the families that were previously on wife swap. here are some lessons i learned if your wife swap experience made you realize that you and your family are super boring and uptight:

1. demonstrate that you and your family aren't uptight anymore, thanks to wife swap, by dancing badly together.
2. if you are an uptight stay-at-home mom, admit that you have a new found love of rap music, thanks to wife swap.