oprah's too powerful,

and we must stop her. of course, crash won best picture at the oscars thanks to oprah and her "crash moment" at hermes in paris this past summer:

"i don't care if you're closed, hermes. i need to buy a watch for tina turner pronto. omg, i'm sooo having a 'crash moment.' they aren't letting me in because i'm black [ed. note: not because the store is closed and the french don't give a you know what about you.] do you know who i am, hermes? i'm oprah winfrey the biggest star in the united states."*

*some liberties were taken with oprah's dialogue.