st. patrick's day trauma, #2

then there was that time in college when i was in the library, walking to the study carrells, and i passed some guy wearing a leprechaun hat and having a seizure. what did i do? nothing. i was the only one around, and i did absolutely nothing. i totally panicked. fortunately, some library worker came by and helped him thirty seconds later. i do really feel bad about this one. this is such bad karma. did i mention that he was wearing a leprechaun hat? now, i'm sad.