i swear it wasn't basil

oh, i forgot to tell you. last night darkpony and i ordered a pizza for delivery from this brick oven place in our neighborhood. well, we open the box, and the pizza is covered in lettuce and some parmesan cheese. it's like someone at the restaurant spilled a salad on top of our pizza but didn't notice when they were closing the box. super bizarro. anyway, we just picked all of the lettuce off and ate the pizza. it still tasted good. maybe, the restaurant has discovered that putting lettuce on top of a pizza for delivery prevents the cheese from sliding all over the place on the bike ride over. soon enough it will be the pizza delivery rage. at least that's what i'm going to think.