watermelon butt

i just want to shout out a big f_ _ _ you to the people on the downtown e train yesterday around 4:45pm at the 7th avenue stop, car #4 (from the front of the train), near the two seater at the end of car #4 (closer to car #5). i was wondering why no one was sitting in that one open seat since the train was kind of crowded. of course, maybe i should have known better to look before i sat down, but you could have also freakin' told me that there was a fresh wad of watermelon flavored hubba bubba in the middle of the seat that i was about to sit on. i would have warned you, so f_ _ _ you!!!!!