chewin' the fat and the thin

i really don't want this site to be a celebrity gossip site, but i do read my celebrity gossip on a daily basis blah blah blah. anyhoo, people.com had some real doozies today. first, these two "news" headlines were right next to each other which kind of made me chuckle for some reason:

Nicole Richie: 'I Think I Look Okay' & Real Corpse Found on CSI: New York Set

oh, and then they posted this picture on the left with this as the caption:

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE?
Earlier, Timberlake gets on the TRL floor with his "biggest fan" Danielle (left) and a few others as "SexyBack" plays. The singer had invited Danielle up from Times Square after she told the MTV crew that she had waited in line all night for the Virgin signing.

no you did not, people.com! girl, call your lawyer. pronto.