why does your right arm hurt so badly, hazeldove?

excellent question! well, a japanese restaurant on west 55th street didn't salt and shovel their part of the sidewalk, so i slowly fell down, like a crumpled piece of paper, and tried to break my fall with my right arm. then like the old biddy i am, i went into said restaurant and politely informed the proprietor that he needed to salt his sidewalk because i just took a nasty spill. his response to this was "happy holidays." thanks, jerkbutt.