Tuesday, April 15, 2008

cops kill cougar on north side

gosh, it really sucks to be an older, sexy woman on the prowl these days. just let us ladies grow old gracefully already. sheesh! here are some highlights from this chicago tribune article:

A cougar ran loose in Chicago on Monday for the first time since the city's founding in the 19th Century...
"It was turning on the officers," Ryan said...It's unclear how a cougar could have traveled south into Chicago from Wilmette, but the areas are connected by a Metra train route..."I walked to the window and saw a cougar," Dorazio said. "It was the freakiest thing I ever saw."...He knew it was a cougar because he had seen it on the Discovery Channel, he said.

1 Comments:

Blogger the hag said...

Remember this:

ENCOUNTERING A COUGAR

- Pick up children immediately.

- Do not approach it. Give the cougar an avenue for escape.

- Do not run; this can trigger an attack.

- Back away without turning your back on it.

- Do all you can to look bigger. Don't hide or crouch down.


*** I especially like the last one. Meowwww

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