deliverance?

darkpony and i have made it safely to the heartland. we are at the local library where we had to donate a kidney to use the computers. in true heartland fashion, my mother still writes checks whenever she purchases something. we've already been to wal-mart, big lots, hobby lobby, and deals (nothing over $1). darkpony won't like everyone knowing this, but he has something for farmers' wives. when we were at the airport, waiting to board our flight from o'hare to downstate, he said, "do you think that couple are country bumpkins? because if she is the wife of a farmer, she's pretty hot." this all stems from his love for a documentary that was on pbs a couple of years ago called the farmer's wife. he always said the woman in the documentary was hot stuff despite her messed up teeth. anyway, all is well so far. my mom's cat loves to give the love. she even has given me two hugs. her breath is a little stanky, but she can't help that. what a sweetheart. tonight is our big night out. we're going out for pizza at 5pm. party on!