rules rule

recently on the local news there have been some stories about the new subway rules that are in effect. most people that were interviewed thought these rules were stupid. not me. i love rules. i think that there should be more of them, especially on the subway. my better half's last name is even a homonym of rule. my favorite new rule is that you are not supposed to take up more than one seat on the subway, like those people who sit with their legs really wide apart to take up as much room as possible. you know what my rule would be? if your big old melon head can fit between your legs, then you're taking up too much room.