super secret confession time

i totally watched that tv show, love monkey, last night. i kept making fun of it to darkpony whenever i saw a commercial for it and kept telling him that i was totally not going to watch it, but i couldn't resist. it must be that charming guy from ed. darkpony and i agree that he has a tiny head, especially for being on tv. it just kind of morphs into his neck. and to make matters worse, he wears some really ugly hats to emphasize his pin head. anyway, here are some highlights from the show even though i know y'all watched it too. oh, did i mention that it so represents the lives of real new yorkers?

• all new yorkers live in a decent sized apartment in manhattan because they all have really well paying jobs that they love.
• new yorkers always take cabs. everywhere.
• new yorkers drink a lot of alcoholic beverages at all different types of bars around the city.
• every group of white new yorkers has one black friend who ain't all gangsta'.
• that former pro-baseball player that the guy from ed is friends with is actually gay- paging mike piazza. (side note:this part was weird. they only showed him at the end during the "going on a date" montage hugging a guy and giving him flowers though the issue wasn't really brought up during the show. so, do his totally heterosexual friends know his secret? i guess i will have to tune in next week.)
• the guy from ed is an a & r rep for a record label and everyone refers to him as "the golden ear." i'm quite well-known for my "eagle eye."
• the guy from ed discovers with his "golden ear" some new talent who is really just a guy lip synching john mayer songs. oh wait, i take that back i was informed by the love monkey website that the new talent is a real talent of his own who happens to sound exactly like john mayer. why do i even know what john mayer sounds like?
• finally, i keep getting the name love monkey confused with our neighbors cat across the hall, monkey face. the guy from ed kind of has a monkey face, eh?
• oh i almost forgot, the guy from ed's best friend is a cute girl, and they should totally be together, but they are only "friends."