new rule alert

people shouldn't be allowed to speak in elevators, so i don't have to be privy to conversations such as the following:

i enter the elevator in mid-conversation among two women, one attractive, one not, and a creepy guy.

attractive girl: one time in college i used a knitting machine to make a knit bikini.

creepy guy (responds way too quickly and enthusiastically): knit bikinis are hot!

awkward silence ensues as the females in the elevator are totally skeeved out. yuck!