people who annoy me today

tourists in matching outfits, that's who!

hey, studs! you going to a yankees game today? oh, i couldn't tell by all of that yankees gear you've piled on. jersey? check. cap? check. and you? are you going to carry that huge camera all day? there is such a thing as a camera bag, you know. oh, you're too macho to carry a bag? wait, you and your two friends are dressed exactly alike...

hey, ladies! oh, how clever! you're all wearing matching t-shirts that say "from old york to new york." at least you chose black t-shirts, so you will blend in with us new yorkers who are known for only wearing all black. classy!