i'm every woman

one of my guilty pleasures when i'm at home during a weekday is watching oprah. today she has faith hill on. i could give a rat's ass about faith hill, but i'm still watching because it is oprah. twenty minutes into the show, faith hill has received crazy, wild applause from the audience for eating dinner at 5:30 with her entire family, for having her kids in bed by 8pm every night, and for cooking. wow, faith hill is totally awesome! i predict that further into the show faith hill will be wildly applauded for also going numbers 1 and 2 and for having her period every month.