as exciting as when geraldo opened al capone's vault

darkpony is a member of the comprehensive walkers club which meets on sundays. he's only done it once, but he is now totally fanatical about it; hence, this point system he created to prevent girls from joining. this is a first for striped and skinny, but i'm going to do a live blogging event, a critical evaluation of myself to see if i fit the bill. here it goes:

a scoring system for anyone to walk with us you need to breach the 50 point threshold to walk (starting with a score 100):

negative points: -85

• girl -10 -10
• known whiner -20 -20
• slow walker -30
• has to pee alot -20
• needs alot of snacks -20
• needs to take alot of breaks -50
• tries to be too funny -15
• talks too quiet -10
• knowledge of area -5
• informative with knowledge (overbearing) -20
• won’t go offroad -20 -20
• too nosy -10 -10
• talks about stupid stuff -20
• keeps talking even after a number of hints that subject matter is not funny -100
• walks ahead of CWC officers -25
• claims to have good sense of direction (proven false) -25 -25
  tries to pay for lunch with creditcard(collecting everyone elses cash and stiffing the waitstaff on tip) -50

positive points: +100

• cute(girl) +20 +20
• quiet +10
• brings snacks +10 +10
• laughs at CWC officers jokes +25 +25
• knowledge of area +5
• informative with knowledge (not overbearing) +10 +10
• willing to go offroad +10
• willing to jump things +5 +5
• interesting conversationist +5 +5
• walks fast(but not faster than CWC officers) +10 +10
• good sense of direction(proven) +10 +10
• smoker (and liberal sharer) +5
• never pees +5 +5

i scored a 115. see you sunday, suckers!