ooops!

today i had a physical and the doctor was like, "your bmi (body mass index) is a little high, so you need to lower that." then i'm all like to myself, "geez, i know hd (hazeldove) is no spring chicken and has put on some lbs (pounds), but hd can't be overweight!" then i stand up and the doctor is like, "how tall are you?" and i'm like, "5'7." then the doctor is all like, "oh, someone wrote down that you were 5'2 on your chart. your bmi is fine. ha ha." ha ha! hilarious!