overheard in my apartment

hazeldove: hey, i just bought these really cool pants. you'll like them. they're like sci fi with zippers!

darkpony: ummm, i think those are called parachute pants.

hazeldove: but check it out. i can carry a pistol in this pocket after the apocalypse!

darkpony: after the apocalypse? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...