stop. hammertoes. (sung like mc hammer!)

i was already feeling a little queasy this morning, and then had to stare at two horrific subway ads. first was the jerry orbach "gift of sight" ad, which i've previously mentioned, and the second was for "downtown podiatry" where you can get your bunions and hammertoes, well, hammered out. gross! hello, i don't need to see the before and after pictures, and the after pictures surely aren't much of an improvement. believe you me. those are just some sorry feet, deformities or not. and the foot with the little cocktail weinie toes! geez! this shitzatz should be outlawed in the subway.