3 things that really sucked during my morning commute

1. i had to go out of my way walking from the subway to the office, so i wouldn't interrupt something lame being filmed with paul shaffer and his penis head and the guy who played ed on ed.
2. someone almost ran me over with their car because they were in such a rush to wait in that traffic jam around the corner. the worst part is that i'm the one who comes across looking crazy to other pedestrians as i flip the guy the bird and mutter profanities under my breath.
3. hey lady in the elevator at work, yes we can all hear you talking loudly to your friend, and no i'm not even going to acknowledge you as you try to seek everyone's approval that you said something funny by looking around the elevator and smiling at everyone.