you're gonna get it, sam champion!

do you remember this? well, it happened again last night which means one year of my life has passed with very little change. scary. anyhoo, i thought sam champion was done with this local tv crap since he is now on the national good morning america. sam, do you read me? you owe me two hours of your life since i wasted two hours of my life being forced to watch the billboard music awards. i want those two hours back. pronto.