i really need to clear something up for the housewives of america

now that my favorite weatherman is in the national public eye, there have been a lot of links to my blog with the google search, "is sam champion married?" okay ladies of the house, i know that sam is a charming, handsome fella with some baby blues that don't stop, but come on. really? you have to ask this question? i don't even think sam hides this fact, but he likes the boys. oh and let me answer another question for you. yes, that is his real name.

you're gonna get it, sam champion!

do you remember this? well, it happened again last night which means one year of my life has passed with very little change. scary. anyhoo, i thought sam champion was done with this local tv crap since he is now on the national good morning america. sam, do you read me? you owe me two hours of your life since i wasted two hours of my life being forced to watch the billboard music awards. i want those two hours back. pronto.