kids write the darndest things!

i feel my blogging mojo waning at the moment, so i have to resort to what every television sitcom (brady bunch, who's the boss, cosby show, family ties, growing pains, etc.) has done in the past when out of ideas: kids!

my company does a holiday philanthropic thing where kids ask for specific books, and we buy them for them. here are some endearing quotes from the kids' thank you notes:

charlie and the chocolate factory: i like mike teevee the best because he watches television and has pistols.

charlie and the chocolate factory: it was in good shape. it had no ripped pages.

goosebumps: reading this is like watching tv.

general: your company is so great it should be famous!