that girl is poison!

okay, remind me to never have my neighbor shampoo my hair.

4 words that represent a really awful idea

high fidelity, the musical

my newest, most favorite jam

check it out here!
warning: the link has sound!

blogging is good for me!

yep, that's right. here are 22 ways to boost your brain power, and #19 says that writing for others, such as blogging, is good for your brain. yeah brains! i heart brains!

you're gonna get it, sam champion!

do you remember this? well, it happened again last night which means one year of my life has passed with very little change. scary. anyhoo, i thought sam champion was done with this local tv crap since he is now on the national good morning america. sam, do you read me? you owe me two hours of your life since i wasted two hours of my life being forced to watch the billboard music awards. i want those two hours back. pronto.

lol

darkpony sent this to me yesterday, and it still makes me laugh:

At a U2 concert in Ireland Bono asks the audience for some quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone...
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from near the front of the audience pierces the silence: "Fookin' stop doing it then!"

this has been driving me crazy

you know that dunkin' donuts commercial that says something like, "at dunkin' donuts you order in english," and it has that funny song that says, "fritalian?" well, it so drives me bat crazy because dunkin' donuts calls their drinks lattes, which means you have to order in italian. stupid. someone needs to be fired. pronto.